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The last time I was single and fighting for my right to seduce a man, any man–I’d even take my brother for heaven’s sake–I tried to keep the communication to text message. They force uncomfortable conversational fodder and an inevitable dialogue about the weather.
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I can’t tell you how many emails I’ve received from coaching clients with a text conversation pasted in and the question: What do you think he means (aka WTF)????
You probably know the guy who texts once in a while as a kind of check in.
Here, we will describe some steps you can take to delete old conversations, or new ones if they're compromising enough, so that no one with access to your device can read them.
A word of forewarning: You can't delete conversations stored on someone else's device without physical access to it, and access without authorization is a crime, no matter how easy.
You are definitely rolling on the floor and your ass has definitely not dispatched from your body due to my highly advanced sense of hilarity. You can send a nipple and you can send your face, but you can never send them in the same message. The internet is vast–and once something is on here, it’s on here forever. While we’re on the topic of Selfie Texting–it is seemingly rather tricky, isn’t it? If he responds to your text without another question, don’t respond to his statement. Example of a Do, with a good outcome: You: So how was last night? Finally, be weary of text-message bombing (which is considerably different than photo bombing). Girl: “Okay, I’m giving you ten seconds to say hi back or we are never talking again.” Girl: “10…” “9…” “8…8 1/2…” “7….” …You get the point.
Does a photo lose its intimacy if you send it to Instagram an hour later? Are you having trouble explaining to your mom that you’ll “bhfe hjome ini 1-! Him: So much fun You: ___________ exclamation points over the course of your career (budding romance). You’re excited, I know, I’m excited too, but in the vast valley of underestimations we (as women) tend to make, don’t abjure the power of a period. Think before you send: would you be horrified if he showed this message to his friends? This suggestion comes from a friend of mine who has more or less been out of the dating game a full decade. In fulfilling the guidelines of this monologue, you break almost every rule in some capacity, display your inability to countdown (eight and a half comes before eight,) and perhaps most dangerously: allude to emotional illness.
If not because you’re not sure who you’re dealing with (e.g.
a human with little brain capacity for words that are not spelled out) than certainly because some people (me) have a rather violent aversion toward empty acronyms, see: rotfl, lmao.
He tells you how much he likes you and even acts super interested in your life. He says how busy he is and how he’d really love to see you soon. If you haven’t met him yet and he’s texting to see if you can get together on short notice, don’t be flattered.