In my memory, it's replayed with edges blurred by a stream of holy light. " I asked, gesturing up and down at myself, to which he responded by pressing his boner against my leg while kissing me.
I don't think we did anything particularly amazing, but the experience was intensely hot for its anoymity and the internal chant that accompanies all my best sexual experiences: That was my first casual encounter, but I had long looked at the Internet as some sort of mystical man factory.
For most folks, finding out that a potential love interest is an ex-con, sex offender, or cheater would be unsettling (to say the least).
But for some, there’s another deal breaker that can be just as heinous as the three listed above—not liking animals. That’s why an entire online dating niche industry has popped up as an alternative solution for folks who just couldn’t imagine life without their furry friends.
Since I was 13 years old, every boyfriend I ever had pretty much came from the Internet.
I basically reduced vast amounts of world-changing technology and advanced circuitry to a fancy machine for talking to boys.
Now you can find someone to sweep you off your city feet and onto a horse, so you can fulfill your dream of riding off into the sunset on horseback with your sweetie.
Unlike some of the other pet dating sites on this list, Pet Passions doesn’t get specific about species.
And not only can you order up sex as easily as Pad Thai (if you had to check your Pad Thai for visual sores), the laws of supply and demand mean you can get as specific as you want about your partner and scenario.
Like maybe you're looking for a redhead to give you oral sex and then leave?
Singles seeking love can now find exactly what they’re looking for (even if it’s a little strange).
As always, remember to background check anyone you meet online before agreeing to meet up in person.
When shopping around for a new suitor, several potential deal breakers immediately come to mind.