~~~laughter and applause~~~ Host: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, sharon it's a tough choice so far, sharon lets have your last question to find out whos gonna have the rights to your Neden Sharon: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who eversthe smoothest wins!
Violent J: Ok First, I'd sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are I'd say I like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like ricki lake Shaggy: fuck that!
Dating game insane clown
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, andgrab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!
(Host)Well it sounds like contestant #2is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.(Sharon)Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention,and what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar,and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick,and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
(Host Intro)Let's meet contestant #1He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown, Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. (Sharon)Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever,so let's say you were to come over to my parents' houseand have dinner with me and my family.
Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand.
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
It's dinner time, while hearin' grace from your mother.