All who believe that teenagers deserve special attention at their time of need will be interested in the recommendations in this New York Times piece.
And why didn't you bring an extra flak jacket to protect her?
In Ubisoft's defense, short of putting a mirror on a soldier's shoulder, it'd be tough to visually represent the hostage in first person if she was standing in any other spot.
Whether you're an executive, developer, or professional dancer, you're in charge of making a specific product look good to hundreds in attendance and millions watching around the world. Twitter, Neo GAF, and a Games Radar feature are poking fun at you.
As with the undersole of an Xbox Avatar's shoe, we'll never really know what it's like to face the unique pressure of being on-stage for an E3 showcase.
Why is this game taking up more than a minute of time during a major press conference?
Oh--it's because most of EA's other games are more than a year away? Anyone who's paid attention to this MMA revival already knew famed martial artist Bruce Lee was a posthumous part of the roster. It wasn't nearly as tasteless as Activision's use of Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero, but it still made us feel... Popular as the Sims franchise is, it doesn't do well in front of crowds.
In between some pretty epic indie announcements, Play Station VP of Publisher & Developer Relations Adam Boyes let loose with some pretty groan-worthy jokes on-stage.
Whether it was the string of "bro" puns to celebrate Bro Force or performing the ultimate act of feeding the trolls by acknowledging the existence of Neo GAF, there were more than a few points where we wanted less of the gags and more of the games.
Here are those moments that made us pause, before uttering "Uh..was that? Some 13 years after his last original adventure (remember, 2005's Live and Reloaded was a remake), Rare's foul-mouthed squirrel made (the opposite of) a triumphant return as part of Project Spark's game-maker system.